The following website: http://www.samhsa.gov/economy/ was launched to help you prepare yourself for the impending economic doom. Should you feel like you might kill yourself, if you find yourself crying frequently because O's stimulus package isn't doing it for you, NEVER FEAR O is here to help.
Here are a few of the tips the website suggests for managing stress:
1. Try to keep things in perspective. It is all gonna be okay people. The savior of socialism is here.
2. Engage in activities like physical exercise, sports or activities. You know, when you exercise you release endorphins that make you feel good. If you feel good maybe you won't think of the rat hole our country is sliding down into and you can pretend that it is all gonna be okay.
3. Strengthening connections to your friends and family. Then you will have more shoulders to cry on when the goverment: a) sucks up the rest of your income in taxes, b) takes over your company and you lose your job, c) takes away all of your consitutional, inalienable rights, and d) sells your soul to China for a world currency.
4. And finally, develop new employment skills. Why? Wll, because quite frankly you are gonna need them when you have a bunch of bureaucrats running companies when they have no idea what the hell they are doing.
That about wraps it up for tonight. I am going to go find some new job skills since counselors are no longer needed...websites can take care of everything in our new world.
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